In this episode, Dazed Donna reviews the epic strain from President Seeds’ Gelato bin Laden.
If you ask us, this one-time terrorist, Gelato bin Laden, is now a true pacifist. Please note, this is a fictional character; otherwise, he’ll be at the bottom of some ocean somewhere. But our fictional character is turning over a new leaf, so to speak. Also, he is a feminist and really into classic video games.
Genetically speaking, this strain is derived from the world-renowned Girl Scout family. You see, he is a feminist stocking up on all those cookies!
We could go on and on about Gelato bin Laden and its excellent post-smoke feel, but we feel like the best way to describe it is that you’ll need a lovely couch.
Also, we don’t have any of the right equipment lying around to take advantage of this magical bud.
We’d suggest you be more like Dazed Donna, get stocked up, maybe get an all-in-one smoke kit!
You can read the transcribed review below or just watch the amazing video above, which has been age-restricted as it should be.
Now, we’ll let Donna take you through the review.
“What’s up cannabis enthusiasts you’re back with Dazed Donna and Zootly’s Hoot of the Day!
Dazed Donna, on the couch.
Are you ready to see what strain we’re going to be picking apart today? Because I sure am.
So, if you’ll please get your bongs and pipes, as well as all your essentials, ready! Give a warm welcome to Gelato bin Laden!
I really love the way that you smell. So, I hope that you’re as tasty on the tongue.
This is exciting!
Alright guys! Okay, here we go: one, two, three, let’s do it – okay!
So, just to get back to you on the way that Mr. Gelato Man makes me feel. He (she) makes me feel like:
The whole world is finally spinning at a pace I can relate to.
All that terror, and yet, you invoke such a feeling of peace and tranquility within me.
Oh, guys, be careful, make sure you are near a couch. You might feel a little stony after this one!
So, until next time, on Zootly’s Hoot.
