Let’s be honest: when you hear “cannabis edibles”, images of weird brownies or gooey gummies may spring to mind. We sort of imagine them as those treats your drunken aunt created for the school fair. However, we live in modern times!
Currently, we offer a vast range of edibles that’s a far cry from those half-acceptable treat failures we described earlier.
Before we go into our catalogue of treats, let’s slow down and chat about why you’d pick munching and chilling on cannabis edibles.
Why Pick Cannabis Edibles?
There are a million and one references in popular culture of the accidental ingestion of cannabis edibles. Also, as we’re on the topic, just so we’re clear, you cannot get high from actually eating raw cannabis buds.
In raw cannabis, most of the THC exists as THCA (tetrahydrocannabinolic acid), which is non-psychoactive. When you apply heat (by lighting a joint, vaping, or baking edibles), decarboxylation occurs. What’s decarboxylation? Well, thanks for thinking that!
Decarboxylation is a fundamental chemical reaction in which a carboxyl group (-COOH) is removed from a molecule, releasing carbon dioxide (CO₂). In organic chemistry, this process changes the molecular structure and often alters the compound’s biological activity.
To include activated THC in an edible, you need to decarboxylate the cannabis flower.
Right, so let’s get back to that headline above! Edibles deliver a consistent dose of the cannabinoid you want. And because men in white coats are testing each batch of cannabis yummies, you know exactly what you’re eating-into” (We’re not sure if that pun works).
Also, another significant benefit is that edibles are super discreet and tasty. Just remember, being zooted in public is not advisable. Always enjoy your edibles in a comfortable, private area.
Lastly, we deliver these yummies to your door!
Now, we know some of you might be nervous about digesting a cannabis edible, so here are some tips to follow!
Chillest Way to Enjoy Cannabis Edibles
It’s important to enjoy your edibles slowly. You’d never try to down a bottle of vodka in one go, that would be MAD!
Eat half your planned dose and wait at least 90 minutes before tucking into more.
A general guide for dosages would be:
| Dose | Who it’s for |
|---|---|
| ~10-30 mg | Newbies or micro-dosing |
| ~30-100 mg | Regular edible users, moderate effect |
| 100-600 mg+ | Experienced users who know their threshold |
Also, a significant factor in enjoying edibles is the environment. If you’re about to meet your potential in-laws for the first time at a weirdly unsafe truck stop, DON’T EAT THOSE EDIBLES!
And it’s always best to have some snacks around to enjoy, as well as something to keep you hydrated. No, beer and other alcoholic drinks aren’t going to keep you hydrated!
In fact, alcohol will dehydrate you and will also make your cannabis experience a lot worse.
Finally, if you have purchased some lovely edibles, make sure they are stored away safely and out of reach of children, pets, and the unknowing.
Now, to ensure your edibles work as well as they can, make sure to:
Do a Mood Check
We’d suggest choosing your edible to match your plan for evening or day events. If you’re meeting up with creative friends, perfect.
Experience Level
Don’t choose an edible that’s far too strong. Otherwise, you’ll most likely shut down and go to sleep. If this is your first edible, follow the advice in the table above and choose a low dose of 10-30mg.
Time of Day
If you’re enjoying your edible during the daytime, go for a lighter dose with an energising flavour. While those Zootly owls munching on an edible at night go for a more decadent chocolately treat with a slightly higher dose.
Now let’s get to the capitalistic part of the blog!
Time To Shop Some Zootly Edibles!
Yes! Let’s get those retail therapy muscles working!
Hoot Hoot Belgian Mini Chocolate – Burnt Caramel (30 mg)
Small in size, big on flavour. This Belgian mini chocolate brings a rich, burnt-caramel twist wrapped in smooth, creamy goodness.
Infused with 30 mg of CBD Plus, it’s the perfect sweet treat for those who want a manageable, mellow dose without overdoing it.
Discreet, delicious, and professionally crafted, it’s your pocket-sized pick-me-up when you need to unwind or add a little luxury to your day.
Hoot Hoot Bon-Bons (100 mg) – Cherry Kush / Tutti Fruity / Strawberries & Cream
Pop one of these high-strength bon-bons and prepare for lift-off. With 100 mg of CBD Plus packed into bold flavours like Cherry Kush, Tutti Fruity, and Strawberries & Cream, these sweets aren’t just treats…
They’re a serious vibe upgrade.
Hoot Hoot Jellies – Sugar Free Lime (180 mg)
Bright, zesty lime flavour meets a sugar-free twist. Each gummy delivers 180 mg of CBD Plus, giving you a clean, potent dose without the sugar crash. A refreshing way to elevate, guilt-free.
Hoot Hoot Jellies – Pineapple (600 mg)
Go tropical with a serious punch. These Pineapple Jellies deliver a whopping 600 mg of CBD Plus in a fruity, chewy explosion.
This is not for beginners; we’d only advise seasoned pros who want a high-dose, flavour-packed edible.
